IC Contact @ Asgard Eventide

[chronologistics]

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hit that like its hot







[CW: Horny teenagers, and alien junk.]

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[chronologistics]

what if you said please
id say it depends on what the sugar is being put on top of

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[nukeoleptic]

like
super sweet sugar
the sweetest sugar

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[chronologistics]

need a little more sustenance than sugar harley
what are you trying to do put me in a diabetic coma??

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[nukeoleptic]

like.. cherries and strawberries
and all of the sweets and pastries i will inevitably give you for free

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[chronologistics]

man idk
cherries and strawberries arent really a staple of my diet

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[nukeoleptic]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaave D:

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[chronologistics]

make it apple pie and you have a deal

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[nukeoleptic]

two entire apple pies
that i have baked myself

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[chronologistics]

nonradioactive apple pies

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[nukeoleptic]

so nonradioactive they are practically antiradioactive
they dont even glow a little bit

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[chronologistics]

yeah ok
so if i wave a geiger counter over them
it will be flatlining

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[nukeoleptic]

the geiger counter would actually explode
it would be like
holy crap this is crazy!!!
how am i supposed to live in a world with pies as un-radioactive as this!!
i cant take it!! :O
and then it would explode





my point being
i will not feed you a glowy apple pie

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[chronologistics]

okay you got a deal
but it better be the best fucking snowman asgards ever seen
ever