IC Contact @ Asgard Eventide

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hit that like its hot







[CW: Horny teenagers, and alien junk.]

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[nukeoleptic]

hey dave
daaaave
you should do me a favor

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sup

you should turn off custom comment pages, it cuts off the text box ;;

[nukeoleptic]

does the grinch have a big butt???

I thought I did ;; /stares at it some more

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why would i even know that??
like
why would i even want to look at it??
shits like fuzzy and green like overgrown moss
gross

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[tongue3y3s]

M1ST3R D4V3 COOLK1D STR1D3R
1 H4V3 B33N 1N TH1S STUP1D C1TY FOR OV3R 4 W33K 4ND 1 H4V3 Y3T TO SM3LL 4 WH1FF OF YOU
TH4T 1S COMPL3T3LY UN4CC3PT4BL3

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whoa whoa
hold your hoofbeasts
your sniffers probably borked if you havent caught a sweet sweet whiff of my awesome

TEXT; after the empress's post

[timaeus_testified]

We have a big fuckin problem.
The Empress, the one you saw in my dreams, she's here.
As far as I can tell she isn't aware you're here.
She's after Roxy for some fucked up reason and already starting her 'royal business'.
Roxy is moving out of her apartment, moving to a bigger place because the witch is just down the damn road from her.
I'm trying to decide if the gods are that fucking stupid or, if it's all Baldr being a great big bag of dicks.

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haha oh man
you mean
the one i asked to sniff me out a sushi bar??

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[tongue3y3s]

D4V3 WH4T 1S B1RTH
1 4M SHOCK3D 4ND UPS3T TH4T TH1S 1S NOT 4 HUM4N TH1NG YOU H4V3 3XPL41N3D TO M3 Y3T

[i'm so sorry]

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[Haha...








Jesus Dick--]

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thats because its on the list of things you didnt need to know
in fact
its pretty much third from the top of the list of things you didnt need to know
or third from the bottom of the list of things that im going to explain idk take your pick

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hey.
dave.
answer me.
dude.
don't ignore me.
this is important.

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wait
how important are we talking about here
like on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being not very and 10 being holy shit i just realized how shitty maconnonad movies are so now you dont have to rap about them anymore dave
which would pretty much make my whole day maybe even tomorrow

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so i just spent the past couple days cuddling the condesce :/

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emperial fish bitch?

[action] [day 261]

[tongue3y3s]

[it's actually rather late at night when there is a sharp knock at the door of Dave's apartment.]

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[Not that "late" really matters to him at all; she's caught him fifteen minutes after a shower, seven minutes after pulling on a pair of red lounge pants, and a minute and twenty seconds after shaking his hair out, and forty seconds after slipping his shades back on.

(He probably still smells a little like wet skin and soap, given his lack of a shirt.)

When he opens the door, it's a little abrupt -- as if he's almost instantly ready to start explaining to the person dropping an abridged version of the New Testament on his doorstep that God took a vacay a long time ago and he wasn't buying -- but when he realizes who it is he stops.

Oh.]

Hey.

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[timaeus_testified]

Seeing as this affects you the most, I feel like you should be the first to know.
I got an apartment in the Freyr district.
Moving date is not yet final but I'm packing my shit up to relocate to the new pad.

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sweet
so when am i moving in

[nukeoleptic]

are you going on the trip to utgard?

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yeah probably it sounds cool
you

Day 284 -5 am

[timaeus_testified]

Dave.
Awake yet?
Guess not.
Let me know.

[Because what else is there to say at the moment?]

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[It figures that Kidbro would contact him when he's in the middle of the first decent night's sleep that he had gotten since the fight at the gate. Just rouses him from the middle of what was a pretty good dream -- something about snatching a skateboard and videotaping a frightening-yet-invigorating downhill jam that was probably a little too steep for actual physics -- and he accidentally toggles the video function on.]

Sup?

[It's slurred and sleepy, but at least it isn't bitchy.]

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[ No text - just a 90-second little ditty on her bass, and then it cuts. ]

audio; two minutes later

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[This is a 90-second record scratch solo.]

DAY 291 [Audio]

[lethechained]

[After all of that yesterday, of course there's pretty much no way she can't check up on him. That is basically a thing that has to happen. So... well, she kind of hopes he's got his bracelet set to silent or some equivalent thereof, because she sure is calling him right about now.]

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[But if it were on silent, then he wouldn't hear it. Anyway, even if it were on silent, Bro probably turned it back up when he finally crashed just to be super annoying.

The feed clicks on, but there's a pretty lengthy amount of shuffling and grumbling before there's anything intelligible. What is intelligible sounds very groggy.]

What's up?

Day 294 - Voice

[unbrokenwheel]

[It's only a day after everyone left and he remained behind that he remembered something. A drunk guy who mentioned a god, which funny enough picked him to stay.]

Hey, guess what? Turns out Freyr did want to have a good time with me. Must have decided I was too awesome to throw back. Which I can understand, but it's a little ironic.

Day 308 :: Voice

[kuramaless]

Hey, Oi Sasuke--

Are y'there?

Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.

We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.

I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.

Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?

Text | DAY 325

[lethechained]

Are you and Dirk okay?

[Hey, it's a reasonable question given what's been going on lately.]

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what
oh
yeah
everythings cool
its pretty much like sunshine daisies and fucking christmas up in here
there is nothing strange and or weird going on at all in this nexus of pan dimensional horseshit