IC Contact @ Asgard Eventide

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hit that like its hot







[CW: Horny teenagers, and alien junk.]

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[nukeoleptic]

hey dave
daaaave
you should do me a favor

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[chronologistics]

sup

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[nukeoleptic]

i was going to see if you had time to walk your stepson
but nevermind
we got it taken care of

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[chronologistics]

oh well i am kind of a big deal
but im pretty sure i could get my secretary to clear my schedule
thats cool though
remind me
are we talking about walking the furry stepson with four legs
or the fangy two toned troll

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[nukeoleptic]

.... ???
rofl why would i call sollux your stepson???

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[chronologistics]

idk he kinda looks like a slobbery puppy
if you tilt your head a little bit

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[nukeoleptic]

nooo hahaha stop that is mean
sollux is actually pretty nice <3

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[chronologistics]

puppies can sometimes be pretty nice









sometimes

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[nukeoleptic]

puppies are always nice
alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays
sollux is nice but he is also kind of an ass
if he is a jerk to you just ignore it
he honestly doesnt mean most of what he says

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yea like when half their diet doesnt consist of the shit used for carbon dating
and sure thing mom
do you need to make sure im eating my veggies too

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[nukeoleptic]

lmao yes probably
orihime and i own a restaurant
if you ever get hungry just come to us, ok?
we will feed you!

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[chronologistics]

man idk
i have a very delicate digestive system
one that prefers meat and potatoes to rabbit food...

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[nukeoleptic]

we have meat and potatoes you butthead

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...
did you seriously just call me a butthead??

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[nukeoleptic]

yep!!
because you have a butt
on your head

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[chronologistics]

wow what are we 10
doofus

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[nukeoleptic]

nope
sixteen, actually
:3 which makes me older than you

not here

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right so
when do i get to meet this stepson of mine
and do i need to bring a gift or something

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[nukeoleptic]

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anytime you want!!
any time i am not at work at the restaurant, i mean
or the flower shop
or volunteering at the hospital
or, um, at someone elses house i guess







maybe you should call before you come over

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oh my god
do you ever have time for anything??

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[nukeoleptic]

i could make time to build a snowman while theres still snow on the ground
we never really got to do that at home :p

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good hows right now sound

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[nukeoleptic]

ummmm
i dont know about right now
maybe tomorrow?
could we tomorrow?

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idk man
id have to look at my schedule
seeing as im a pretty big deal and all